Sunday 21 February 2010

RANTINGS OF AN INSECURE PRICK

I got this from one of my favorite blogs lindaikeji.blogspot.com and there was this post on a Nigerian artiste KC PRESH (or whatever their name is). Well on ONE of them. The "K" of the group was talking or should I say bragging about his WHAT THE FUCK WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT engagement

Instead of this dude to just come out and say I'M ENGAGED and we'll all say CONGRATS. The dude kept going on about his THIS and THAT and WTF? Does he seriously think we care about it? Maybe he was just hungry for some attention. Well, here are the excerpts of the CRAP he said.

"The ring I gave my fiancee is pure diamond (supposedly worth $20, 000).
YEAH RIGHT.
The date has not been fixed for the wedding yet but we have done our introduction. We did that in my fiancee's father's Okota home in Lagos this January. The engagement was in Dubai, the choice was Dubai because I wanted to surprise her. I told her we were going to Dubai on holiday and we stayed at the tallest hotel in the world, the popular 7 star hotel in Dubai, Burj Al Arab Hotel.
I SUPPOSE THE CHEAPEST OF THE CHEAP ROOMS.
The hotel room rates starts from $1, 767. 66.
LOL, EVEN TO THE FUCKING CENTS. NIGERIANS HOW MUCH OF THE SHIT ARE WE GOING TO CONTINUE DOING TO OURSELVES?
I hired a parachute
WHAT?!!!!!!!! WHO USES A PARACHUTE TO PROPOSE? K HONEY IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PARACHUTE IS OR MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS IS IT!
WOW THAT MUST HAVE MUST HAVE BEING TRAUMATICALLY ROMANTIC.

for just the two of us and when we were about 40, 000 feet above sea level, I brought out the ring and asked her to marry me. She said yes. The time we spent in the parachute was a memorable one.
SO PEOPLE CAN SPEND TIME TOGETHER WHILE PARACHUTING? WOW, I NEVER KNEW. LOL, HIS STUPIDITY IS STUNNING!
When we returned to Nigeria, I bought her a car - a Honda Ridgeline - she deserves it.
SO?
My wife-to-be is beautiful but above that she's beautiful on the inside. She is brillant, intelligent, generous, and an understanding woman. She's so much fun to be with.
I DOUBT.
Her name is Ijeoma Oduah
WHY THE FUCK DO WE NEED TO KNOW HER NAME FOR?
and she's from Ogbaru LGA Anambra State and she's still a student studying mass communication. I love my woman and I am going to have a loud and classy wedding very soon." ~ Kingsley Okonkwo of KC-Presh


This is one of the unhealthy things we Nigerians engage ourselves in. Why the hell do we need this? This is what is called too much information.
WILLIAM GATES is the richest man in the world and he was rich before he married his wife and you didn't hear him brag shit.
Jay Z gave Beyonce a two million dollar ring and he didn't say shit. People didn't even know he was married. It was the nosy paps that saw the ring on her finger, photographed it and went to a jeweler and asked how much it was worth. So WTF is he trying to prove? Gosh, he really needs help.

Guess what? This dude even snapped the ring or is it his girl (whichever, i still don't care). Here is the pathetic thing.....















Now this is what I call a ring worth $20, 000














And here's another one


It's obvious that these rings are classy not some cheap thing that instead of him to shut his MOUTH UP he kept the noise making. YUCK!

1 comment:

  1. LMAO Girl I read that ish and I was too weak to even comment. As in d thing just had BULLSHIT written all over it. I was almost tempted to call him an IDIOT!. LOL

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